Walk in the room like fuck everybody but me, step through the door all eyes better be on me

Insatiable. What's the point of life if not to have fun? Live every moment to the maximum, to hell with what the rest think. If it's not entertaining, I don't want any part of it. Don't bother talking if you don't have anything interesting to say. It's not worth the time if I don't get anything out of it. Rules are made up and made to be broken. The only dull moments will be when I'm in the ground. I'll stop when I'm dead.

I'll be the hardest working pervert on the party circuit

CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS A DREAM   //   HOOKS

    FENCE     While most of his sales are made in Meracydia and Greater Eorzea, Rana is looking to expand his services to a broader market. Currently, he's branching into Ishgard, but has no plans to stop there. Operates largely through dead drops.    CONNECTIONS     Rana has friends in low and high places, but he's always looking to expand his business. He works only for himself, so offers of employment will be laughed off. However, he will discuss affiliate and partnership arrangements if lucrative enough. He'll happily be a regular supplier, for the right price.    BROTHER     One can't be mentioned without the other. Zuddah's the opposite in almost every way: reserved, prickly, book-smart. Rana tries to keep him out of illicit business. Should he hear Zuddah's name in someone's mouth, his temper is guaranteed to flare.

    DEALER     His product ends up distributed further than his fencing business, largely through bulk sales to other dealers. Rana always carries product, but will happily arrange for larger purchases. He'll only sell what he considers the "good stuff", no substandard product here.    REPUTATION     Rana has a reputation for being unpredictable in all aspects. On the severe end, Rana won't hesitate to start- and finish- a fight. However, it's known that if one can navigate his quirks, he'll make sure you get nothing but the best and get you in touch with all the right people.    HAUNTS     Often spotted at raves, fight rings, and back alleys. Rarely does he bother with anywhere upscale and fancy, finding such places to be a bore. Lately, he's been seen lurking regularly down in the Brume with a certain blonde Miqo'te.

OOC
  21+         EST         VANILLA USER         RP GIL ONLY    
    WALK-UP/INQUIRIES WELCOME         /tell FOR DISCORD    

Name's relevant, violence my etiquette

    RANA KAHURANGI    
    28 YEARS    
    22ND - 5TH UMBRAL MOON    
    MALE    
    HE/HIM    
    PANSEXUAL    
    MERACYDIAN    
    5'2" (157CM)    
    125LBS (57KG)    
    IDENTICAL TWIN    
    PUGILIST    
    ALCHEMIST    
    FENCE    
    ILLICIT GOODS    
    HIGH ON HIS OWN SUPPLY    
    CAUSES PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE    
    WILL THROW HANDS    
    BAD AT READING    
    LEAN MUSCLE, TONED    
    WALKS WITH A CANE    
    WARM FIRE-EARTH ASPECT AETHER   
    SHIMMERS LIKE MIRAGE OVER SAND    

"I can take 'em." "In a fight, right?"Confident - Flirty - ObservantSelfish - Vain - UnpredictableLikes: strong fruity drinks, loud crowded parties, back-alley fistfights, stirring up troubleDislikes: routine, authority, being bored, peasCan't hold his alcohol. High drug tolerance. Will always try something new if offered. No inhibitions. Will agree to dangerous jobs or activities for the sake of entertainment. Street smart. No filter.[ ARTIST ]

CONNECTIONS  
    Zuddah Kahurangi    carrdtwin brother
    Victor Cadieux    carrdbrother-in-law
    Nicolas Quinn    --close friend
    Alois Desjardins    --logical

It's fucking bag or die
This money to me paramount
You can kiss my ass if you wanna kiss me

A BAG MARKED "EVIDENCE"   //   Stocklist

*   CRIMSON MOKO,

Rana's been crossbreeding moko plants to get a better high. Hits clean and smooth, with notes of citrus. Be prepared with drinks and lots of snacks, this stuff induces munchies from hell. Relaxant. 500g per dose.

*   SOMNUS,

You already know what this is. Mildly hallucinogenic, euphoric, highly addictive. Lowers, if not entirely removes, inhibitions. Relaxant. 1000g per dose. Pipe not included, get your own.

*   SUGAR SNOW,

A fine dust with the texture of powdered sugar. Could be eaten, but that's really not recommended, better to snort this stuff. Gives a rush of energy paired with mild euphoria and a touch of a god complex. Crashes hard, expect to sleep through the next day. Highly addictive. Stimulant. 1000g per dose.

*   HONEYDROP,

Appears to be a hard candy that tastes of honey and melon. Induces hyper-awareness, giddiness, and gives the world a bit of a shimmer around the edges. Also causes the shakes, difficulty focusing, and has an awful depressive comedown. Stimulant. 1500g for five candies.

*   CHERRY POP,

Experimental, Rana's newest product. Aphrodisiac that increases endurance and removes inhibition. For exactly the purposes you think. However, high aggression during the comedown seems to be a common side-effect. Take at your own risk. Stimulant. 2000g for two doses.

*   BUNTAN CRISP,

Coated rice paper squares. Dissolves on contact with water or the tongue. Causes strong visual distortions and hallucinations. A trip can be incredible- or the most horrific thing you can experience. Comedown includes shakes, cold sweats, and increased heart rate. Take at your own risk. Hallucinogenic. 1750g for five squares.